Yesterday, my postman brought the luckiest express. Just as I was about to sit on the sofa and watch a movie with my teenage son, a monotonous beige box appeared at my door with two bags of Rob’s backstage popcorn in the box.
Now, I don’t like pre-popped popcorn in bags, and I don’t know who this “Rob” is or whether I can trust him. (Usually, when a man asks you to buy popcorn backstage, you run.) But because I want to see the lighthouse, I immediately tore two bags, handed one to my son, and asked him to fasten his seat belt. The film journey of his life. He was not overwhelmed by the brutal majesty of Willem Dafoe. However, he was shocked by this mysterious Rob and his creepy popcorn.
Then I learned that there was not one person standing behind the popcorn, but four people: one of them was Rob, and the other three were the Jonas brothers. I didn’t expect that even a celebrity would be associated with such a bland popcorn bag, let alone three. I mean, if I were a celebrity trying to make waves on an instant popcorn racket, I would like the packaging to be covered with cool things like lighthouses and holograms. The Jonas brothers obviously think Rob’s backstage popcorn should look like the rations you find in a military supplies store.
But don’t get me wrong: the real celebrity in this popcorn photo is Rob Garbowsky, the patriarch of the Garbowsky family in northern New Jersey, who has long broken with Wyckoff’s Jonas family (Garden State Parkway exit 120) bread.
One decisive night, Nick Jonas visited Gabowski’s home and visited Rob’s son Greg, completely unaware that there was a popcorn in the room that would change his life forever. Nick begged Rob to start making popcorn for the band’s “Happy Beginning” tour, because real happiness can only begin after knowing the sweetness and saltiness of Rob’s popcorn.
I must agree with all three Jonas brothers: Rob’s backstage popcorn is extraordinary, although its secret recipe is full of familiar flavors (the ingredients of onion, garlic, red bell pepper and carrot are listed on the back of the bag), but Instant popcorn in the world tastes very strange. It’s a bit salty, a bit sweet, and has a strong flavor, and you can’t stop it once you eat it for the first time.
So far, Rob’s Backstage Popcorn is theoretically only available to those who are willing to bravely face the franchise booth in Jonas Brothers’ last arena tour. But today, Rob’s Popcorn has taken the first major leap towards dominance in the popcorn industry and is available for purchase on EatRobs.com. At the time of writing, it appears to be sold out, but you can enter your email to be notified when it is available.
It turns out that the Jonas brothers are very knowledgeable about high-quality popcorn and good brand cooperation. This, coupled with their musical talent, makes them almost as good as William Dafoe.